This Truck Sucks

That’s a 2024 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2024 Ford F-150 XLT Spotted in Town (October 2025)

That’s a 2024 Ford F-150 XLT. The Ford F-Series is a line of trucks that’s been in production since 1948. This is from the fourteenth generation, which has been in production since October of 2020 (the first model year was 2021). The engine is a 2.7 liter twin turbo Ecoboost Nano V6 that produces 325 horsepower and 400 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 10-speed automatic.

2024 Porsche 911 Carrera S Spotted in Town (October 2025)

This is a 2024 Porsche 911 Carrera S. The Porsche 911 is a line of high performance cars that’s been in production since September of 1964. This is from the 992 generation, which has been in production since 2018. The engine is a 3 liter twin turbo flat-6 that produces 473 horsepower and 391 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is an 8-speed PDK. This car does 0-62 mph in 3.3 seconds and has a top speed of 191 mph.

2024 Land Rover Defender Spotted in Town (October 2025)

This is a 2024 Land Rover Defender 110. The Land Rover Defender is an SUV that’s been in production since 1983. This is from the L663 series, which has been in production since 2019 (the first model year was 2020). The engine is a 3 liter supercharged and turbocharged P400 MHEV straight-6 that produces 395 horsepower and 406 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is an 8-speed automatic. This SUV does 0-60 mph in 6.2 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2024 Hyundai Santa Cruz Spotted in Town (September 2025)

That’s a 2024 Hyundai Santa Cruz. The Hyundai Santa Cruz is a pickup truck for the North American market that’s been in production since June of 2021 (the first model year was 2022). The concept model was unveiled at the 2015 North American International Auto Show. The truck is assembled in Montgomery, Alabama. The engine of this one is a 2.5 liter turbocharged Smartstream G2.5 T-GDi straight-4 that produces 277 horsepower and 311 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is an 8-speed automatic. This truck has a towing capacity of 5,000 pounds.

2024 Toyota Tacoma Spotted in Town (August 2025)

Here’s a 2024 Toyota Tacoma. The Toyota Tacoma is a pickup truck that’s been in production since January of 1995. This is from the fourth generation, which has been in production since 2023 (the first model year was 2024). The engine is a 2.4 liter turbocharged T24A-FTS straight-4 that produces 278 horsepower and 317 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is an 8-speed automatic.

2024 Volkswagen Golf GTI Spotted in Town (August 2025)

Here’s a 2024 Volkswagen Golf GTI. The Volkswagen Golf is a compact car that’s been in production since May of 1974. This is from the eight generation, which has been in production since 2019 (the first model year was 2020). The engine is a 2 liter turbocharged EA888 Evo 3 TSI straight-4 that produces 241 horsepower and 273 pound-feet of torque. The transmission of this one is an 8-speed automatic.