This Truck Sucks

That’s a 2024 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2020 Nissan Leaf SV Spotted in Town (October 2025)

Here’s a 2020 Nissan Leaf SV. The Nissan Leaf is an electric compact car that’s been in production since 2010 (the first model year was 2011). This is from the second generation, which was made between October of 2017 and June of 2025 (model years between 2018 and 2025). This car is powered by a 110 kilowatt EM57 synchronous motor that produces 147 horsepower and 240 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This car does 0-60 mph in 7.5 seconds and has a top speed of 90 mph.

The Least Worst Cybertruck I Photographed

That’s a 2025 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2022 Chevy Bolt EUV Spotted in Town (September 2025)

That’s a 2022 Chevy Bolt EUV. The Chevy Bolt EUV is an electric crossover that was made between May of 2021 and November of 2023 (model years between 2022 and 2023). This crossover was manufactured at Orion Assembly in Orion Lake, Michigan. This crossover is powered by a 65 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 200 horsepower and 266 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed electronic precision shift. This crossover does 0-60 mph in 6.8 seconds and has a top speed of 93 mph.