This Truck Sucks

That’s a 2024 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

The Least Worst Cybertruck I Photographed

That’s a 2025 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2020 Tesla Model S Spotted in Town (September 2025)

That’s a 2020 Tesla Model S 75D. The Tesla Model S is a fully electric luxury sedan that’s been in production since 2012. The 75D was made between 2016 and 2019. The battery is a 75 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 469 horsepower and 443 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This car does 0-60 mph in 4.4 seconds and has a top speed of 140 mph. This car weighs 4,468 pounds since the chassis is an aluminum monocoque.

2025 Tesla Model Y Spotted in Town (August 2025)

That’s a 2025 Tesla Model Y. The Tesla Model Y is a compact crossover that’s been in production since 2020. The battery is a 75 kilowatt lithium-ion battery with two electric motors that produce a total of 384 horsepower and 376 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed direct-drive. This crossover does 0-60 mph in 4.4 seconds and has a top speed of 135 mph. This crossover weighs 4,439 pounds.

Cyberturd

That’s a 2025 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2024 Tesla Model Y Spotted in Town (April 2025)

That’s a 2024 Tesla Model Y. The Tesla Model Y is a compact crossover that’s been in production since 2020. The battery is a 75 kilowatt lithium-ion battery with two electric motors that produce a total of 384 horsepower and 376 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed direct-drive. This crossover does 0-60 mph in 4.4 seconds and has a top speed of 135 mph. This crossover weighs 4,439 pounds.

The Stupidest Thing I Ever Photographed

That’s a 2024 Tesla Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a fully electric truck that’s been in production since November of 2023 (the first model year was 2024). This truck is powered by a 122.4 kilowatt lithium-ion battery that produces 834 horsepower and 740 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed fixed gear. This truck does 0-60 mph in 2.6 seconds and has a top speed of 131 mph.

2023 Tesla Model Y Spotted in Town (February 2025)

That’s a 2023 Tesla Model Y. The Tesla Model Y is a compact crossover that’s been in production since 2020. The battery is a 75 kilowatt lithium-ion battery with two electric motors that produce a total of 384 horsepower and 376 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 1-speed direct-drive. This crossover does 0-60 mph in 4.4 seconds and has a top speed of 135 mph. This crossover weighs 4,439 pounds.